At Nassau, a shark "helped" me up the ladder. At Belize, ours sank. At North Carolina, the captain and crew spent a lot of time leaning over the railing. At Florida, a barracuda had a taste for my fin. At Costa Rica, the crew had to turn back because fuel kept leaking through the duct tape. At Grenada, a couple became in engaged making for a tense trip. We had to be towed at Bonair. I'm going to write a book!